TSA has just announced a TOTAL BAN on all travel
After confiscating cupcakes and physically assaulting children and elderly
hassling and harassing those with artificial limbs and colostomy bags
TSA joined with FEMA to send all tourists(potential terrorists)to internment camps.
Homeless,elderly,and dissidents get PRIORITY BOARDING
(waterboarding),FREE TORTURE,no catering and are charged for their length of stay
Masochists were delighted with the news that physical conditions would be THIRD WORLD
that government documentation would be required to vote
and even if you did your new Diablo Voting Machines would destroy your choice
Censorship of the Internet,universal surveillance and cameras on every corner
welcomed in the New Year Of Suspicion.Wars will resume as soon as we find an enemy
that will not defeat us.Travel can then be fully resumed-but only for conscripted soldiers.