Recently,my mailbox has been deluged with offers
to"take a cruise" or accept a "FREE"cruise
i think about this-would it be bliss?
Surrounded by retirees all hungry for buffets
sitting on sundecks quietly mouldering away
I cast my mind back to Cruises contemporary-
Costa Allegra stranded off Seyschelles
Costa Concordia ripped whale belly side off the island of Giglio
and the biggest cruise of all(Tom Cruise)-in IMAX -
but that was MISSION IMPOSSIBLE-a franchise and a remake
and so i look for a bigger ,brighter example-aha! TITANIC
re-released on cable and soon to be re-re-released in 3D in cinemas
THIS is what i wish for -a virtual tour!No crashes,no splashes,no disasters
just a comfortable formula -one where we all know the ending..
and this is it.