sees a naked swan and asks"are you Irish?
A Scottish Loch Ness Monster sees Bigfoot and gets jealous
A Native American asks for his land back
An airline pilot gets drunk and becomes a surgeon
The President of A&M goes to UT
A baby is left on your doorstep
During an earthquake,tourists ask for their money back
A whale elopes with a dolphin for photo opportunities
This monkey steals the key to Paradise and calls it evolution
A buddhist walks into Zen and orders strawberry yoga
Salvador Dali resurrects as an advertising intern/deep sea diver(with the bends
James Cameron remakes TITANIC in 3D but changes to a happy ending
All the water you will ever drink is recycled
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